"F#ck Right Off" Magpie Swoop | Graphic T-Shirt

Lightweight, soft, and built to last — this classic crew tee captures a uniquely Australian moment of pure, airborne authority. Featuring an Australian magpie mid-divebomb, locked on target, with the unmistakable message, it’s a tribute to personal boundaries… aggressively enforced.

Printed on smooth, ring-spun cotton that softens beautifully over time while holding its shape, this tee balances comfort with confrontation. The illustration is bold, dynamic, and instantly recognisable to anyone who’s ever made eye contact with a magpie and known they were in trouble.

Perfect for casual wear, walks, bike rides (helmet strongly implied), or days when subtle communication feels overrated. Breathable and responsibly sourced, it wears easily through warm days and layers neatly under jackets when cooler weather — or consequences — arrive.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel

- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean drape

- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching

- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; Oeko-Tex certified

- DTF sleeve/inner-label prints with DTG main print; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors